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Well, successfully chomped with the Skid Marxxx, successfully had five shirts ripped off me. Successfully lit two microphones on fire and swung them over my head. I successfully fooled a Vice reporter into thinking I am two people. Seriously, as much as I or anybody else wants B-rad to be multiple entities... the truth is that I am but one man... with one mission...

HOWEVER!!!! I am also accompianied by Pizza... I, Proffessor Chomp am declaring the truth. Funderstorm destroys every set. In Austin, I got muddy. I got bloody. Pizza got shocked. Pizza got painted on and had humans thrown at him. The first shirt I had to get ripped off was a Trader Joe's work shirt from two years ago. As always, there were soooo many technical difficulties. We ended up plugging Pizza into a JBL speaker with a blown tweeter. Small hurdles. Small hurdles...

(PT 2 coming soon)

ANOTHER FUNDERSTORM FOR ALL THE HABITUAL FUN SEEKERS IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!

AS IF YOU THINK THE FUNDERSTORM WILL EVER END!!!!

HERE IS ANOTHER CHANCE FOR YOU TO SEE AND HEAR AND FEEL THE THREAT TO YOUR USUAL WAY OF LIFE!!!! BE PART OF THE ACTION PART OF THE HYPE PART OF THE ILLUSION AND FOG THE PERSONAL TRAGEDY AND REBIRTH INTO A WHOLE NEW ERA A WHOLE NEW WAY THE NEW WAY IS A RIDDLE AND CLUES EXIST EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

THE NEXT FUNDERSTORM IS SET FOR TOMMORROW NIGHT!!!! THE MORMONS ARE PLAYING AROUND 10PM, THEN THE FUNDERSTORM WILL UNLEASH!!!!

MONDAY, DECEMBER 1ST
AIRLINER
2419 N Broadway
Los Angeles CA 90031

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUE TO THE FACT THIS FUNDERSTORM IS AT A KNOWN MUSIC VENUE, THERE WILL BE A COVER CHARGE ---> $5 FIVE BUCKS, CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AS ALWAYS, ANYONE THAT PAYS GETS PAYED. IT TAKES MORE THAN TWO FOR F.U.N., IT TAKES TWO THOUSAND!!!!

LOCAL HEROES THE MORMONS WILL BE PLAYING BEFORE US SO SHOW UP EARLY TO HAVE THAT SPECIAL MOMENT OF FURY YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!!!!!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!

THIS IS ALL FUNKY RIGHT?????

MORE FUNDERGIVING!!!!


















FUNDERGIVING IS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!

You are playing at Crank Mob on Saturday!!!

You are playing at Crank Mob on Saturday!!! You are screaming your face off in the name of fun!!!!

If you don't know what CRANK MOB is... where have you been? Check it out!!!!

http://midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php?storyId=2110

THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND... YOU ARE JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE BEACH FEELING THE SAND WITH YOUR SHOELESS FEET... YOU ARE CHANTING ABOUT HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS YOU CAN, AND THEN A GUY IN A GORILLA COSTUME WALKS BY... YOU RODE YOUR BICYCLE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE AN AUTOMOBILE, YOU ARE FREE!!!!... WHEN THE FUNDERSTORM IS OVER YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THERE WERE SEPERATE SONGS!!!... YOU ARE EUPHORIC AND DILLUSIONAL, BUT YOU STILL FEEL GOOD... THERE IS NO COVER FOR CRANK MOB!!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BRING MONEY!!!!... THINK ABOUT THIS... YOU ARE ROLLING AROUND IN THE SAND LAUGHING AND CHANTING "OCEAN! OCEAN! OCEAN! OCEAN! OCEAN!" AND YOUR STOMACH MUSCLES HURT THEY REALLY HURT BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!...

FUNDERSTORM IS YOU AT CRANK MOB ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRANK MOB IS THE RIDE THAT BIRTHED THE OPPORTUNITY TO UNLEASH A STRING OF FUNDERSTORM SHOWS IN THE MOST BIZARRE PLACES ALL OVER THE CITY... WE ARE PROUD TO DO IT AGAIN... ONE MORE SHOW! ONE MORE SHOW! ONE MORE SHOW!

THEN...

YOU ARE SO SWEATY AND FULL OF DELICOUS FOOD AND JUMPING AND YELLING AND SKIPPING AND ALL OF SUDDEN YOU LOOK AROUND AND REALIZE YOU ARE AT THE MASONIC TEMPLE IN HIGHLAND PARK WHERE A FIERCE BOUT OF FUNDERSTORMING IS BEING UNLEASHED.

MANY OTHER BANDS PLAYING! FIND THE FLYER HERE: http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_bd4f1537a4c04362aacb52c85d17a090.jpg

11-29-2008 19:00 at the HIGHLANDS (HLP MASONIC HALL) FOOD NOT BOMBS BENEFIT
104 n. ave 56, Highland Park, California 90042

Check out our myspace for further updates of ongoing FUNDERSTORMS!!!!

Dirty Jerz

95 miles of rain from Philly to Newark. Saw a ghetto and saw the Princeton campus. We ate a large dinner followed by a six pack of Klondike Ice Creams.

Newark is a 35 mile ride to NYC, and I tried not to view it as our final destination. I drag this out because I don't want it to end, but I am very excited and focused on getting back on the road again. I like the feeling of momentum. Its empowering to move freely, daily and without pause. I highly suggest bicycle touring as an official national pasttime.

Marie, Ryan and Justin lease a 3,000 sq ft warehouse in Newark Downtown. Its a visual feast and all who dwell there are kind and ready. We arrived at 11PM and were welcomed warmly. Brad chatted to our hosts about bikes, as they all ride. I took a shower in a giant tub set in the kitchen, separated by two layers of clear shower curtain plastic.

I got to know them a little more in the morning. We met them as arranged by our LA friend MikeBikeMike.

Ryan and Marie have toured extensively. They are building MBM's frame. Marie works as an instructor for boat building with kids, and in her sparetime gets involved in sustainable landscaping and gardening. Justin rides the cusp between school and career and dreams big and carefully.

Brad finds his plane. He left at 2PM, October 1st, for Boise, Idaho where he will attend his sister's wedding and visit with his family and Chloe, his wonderful girlfriend who is flying out from LA. He returns to NYC October 8th, until we return to LA via train on Nov 11th. This trip has officially involved trains, planes, and automobiles and bicycles.

Below is a picture of a guerrilla garden we saw on abandoned train tracks in Philly. I wanted to reference it when describing Marie. Here.