The Results Are In...

...for Brad's haircut.

Although the popular vote was in favor of de-mopping Brad, the number of delegates in the Familial States were enough to sway the outcome in favor of conservative grooming inaction.

Women would've wanted him, men would've wanted to be him. Due to the Electorate System, The People will not be pleased. Its an unfortunate system but its all we have.

I will be seeking re-removal this coming October, so stay tuned.

The Times They Are A-Whatever

Its obviously one of the most interesting times in recent American History. The news stories astonish daily, and the fate of the very lands we have crossed won't be the same by the time our little bike tour ends. I can't be concise about this; I could write this blog to be 1,000s of words. But since pictures are worth 1,000, I will shoot for 1,000.

The Itch

The end is most definitely in sight. I think about it ten hours a day. We smelled the country we are from. We smell like the country we are from.

When I think about going back to homebase, I realize that I don't have one. Will I ever not be on vacation? I now give up vacations in favor of adventures.

I am happy and unsettled. I have nerve damage in my hands and wrists from this tour. My arms fall asleep faster than I do every single night. I will get new handlebars, but I am one step closer to being able to touch fire with my hands.

Brad's Haircut and You

If you want me to give Brad this haircut (see artist's rendition), please call or text him and let him know.

Let's Play Befriend

Meet inspiring people from all over, stay friends with them for years, introduce them to your grandchildren.

Steady Diet Of Nothing

Buy one good cycling outfit, make it yours, wear it til its see-through.

Trans Am What I Am

Ditch the maps, get an atlas, ride all night.